Why the hell isn't everybody talking about this?

File this one under "Holy Shit":

Mysterious radio signal traced to dwarf galaxy 3 billion light-years away

"(CNN)A mysterious signal that has confounded scientists for years has been traced to a spot in the sky more than 3 billion light-years away.Almost a decade after the first fast radio burst (FRB) was discovered, an international team of researchers has pinpointed the origin of one such signal as a dwarf galaxy in the pentagon-shaped constellation Auriga."Read more here, but consider yourself forewarned regarding the buzzkill hypothesis from these so-called "scientists" at the end.