Vegas Is Choking Me Out

I haven't taken a beating like this since a guy on the South Side Irish kicked me in the face during a street brawl masquerading as a rugby game. To add a dash of sobering historical context, Steven Adler was still working in Guns 'N' Roses at the time. I hate you, Las Vegas.On the plus side, the Eagles unleashed an exhilarating campaign in the Vegas Sevens this weekend, losing in the semis but not before serving bludgeoning notice on opponents that their talents are fast catching up with their ambitions.I'm the meantime, I'm ready to get home. Go fuck yourself, Las Vegas.