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August’s People Who Deserve A Good Cock-Punching

The summer of 2016 has finally ended and thank fucking God for that. Holy shit. I haven’t wanted something to be over this desperately since people started wearing Affliction clothing. Now that both are on the way out, we can resume our regularly-scheduled programming, and with that, our monthly survey of people who deserve a


How Devin Townsend Saved My Ass This Summer

One of my personal highlights of the 2012 Metal Hammer Golden Gods awards was hanging out downstairs in the bar/dressing rooms area, where I got to meet and chat with the likes of Chris Jericho (the show’s host that year), Frank Bello, Phil Demmel and the incomparable Devin Townsend. In my review of his new

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June’s People Who Deserve A Good Cock-Punching

It’s time to throw on your punching hats again because this month’s cock-punch candidates have left all other contenders in the dust after ruthlessly conspiring to choke all signs of life out of our most basic concepts of law, common sense and justice. You’d think that these three notions should skip happily together through our


The Best Thing Ever Written

I graduated from college with a degree in Classics, which essentially means that I pissed away four years studying Latin and ancient Greek — neither of which have been spoken for many centuries. Upon graduation, I was to grimly discover that what little I had learned amounted to the complete opposite of what high-paying Wall


Dave Mustaine Comments On The Passing Of Nick Menza

We lost another storied rocker today with the passing of Nick Menza, former drummer of Megadeth, at the age of 51. Nick was Megadeth’s longest-serving drummer, appearing on five records with the band including their incendiary 1990 masterpiece, Rust In Peace. While performing last night with his current band, the proggy jazz trio OHM, Nick