Monthly archives: August, 2016

August’s People Who Deserve A Good Cock-Punching

The summer of 2016 has finally ended and thank fucking God for that. Holy shit. I haven’t wanted something to be over this desperately since people started wearing Affliction clothing. Now that both are on the way out, we can resume our regularly-scheduled programming, and with that, our monthly survey of people who deserve a

How Devin Townsend Saved My Ass This Summer

One of my personal highlights of the 2012 Metal Hammer Golden Gods awards was hanging out downstairs in the bar/dressing rooms area, where I got to meet and chat with the likes of Chris Jericho (the show’s host that year), Frank Bello, Phil Demmel and the incomparable Devin Townsend. In my review of his new

Crawling from the Wreckage

Some nights, the only thing keeping me tethered to the last twirling sphere of sanity is this guy.